Sleep Is For The Dead Signed A Toddler Parent Halloween T Shirt

Rest is a myth told to people without toddlers. Sleep Is For The Dead Signed A Toddler Parent is a painfully accurate Halloween t-shirt for moms and dads surviving on cold coffee and three hours of interrupted sleep. The spooky twist on parental exhaustion makes it perfect for trick or treat night, playdates, and daycare drop-offs all October. It is a hilarious baby shower gag gift, new parent gift, or birthday gift for fellow zombies. Comfortable and unisex, because comfort is all a tired parent has left.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.