Professional Sideline Coach. Unpaid and Unqualified T Shirt
| Chest (flat) | Length |
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| Size XS | — | — |
| Size S | 18" | 28" |
| Size M | 20" | 29" |
| Size L | 22" | 30" |
| Size XL | 24" | 31" |
| Size 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| Size 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| Size 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| Size 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| Size 6XL | — | — |
No license, no whistle, no shortage of opinions. Professional Sideline Coach. Unpaid and Unqualified is the funny soccer shirt that finally gives armchair tacticians the job title they have earned through years of shouting advice nobody requested. It is a perfect gag gift for soccer dads, uncles, and that one parent every team has — great for Father's Day, birthdays, or end-of-season banquets. The comfortable unisex fit suits every self-appointed strategist on the touchline. Printed in North America, credentials still pending.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |