My Poochon Owns My House I Just Pay The Bills Funny Dog Parent T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Celebrate the quirky charm of your Poochon with this funny dog parent shirt designed for proud pet lovers who know their furry friend rules the roost. The design features a strikingly realistic half-portrait of a Poochon, capturing its fluffy apricot cream ringlet curls and calm, slightly unimpressed gaze that says this pup truly owns the house. This tee channels a modern, artistic style that blends detailed illustration with bold humor, making it a standout piece for casual wear.
Ideal for anyone who enjoys showing off their love for their unique dog breed, this shirt is a conversation starter at dog parks, casual outings, or relaxed weekends at home. The witty message paired with the lifelike depiction perfectly captures the dynamic many pet parents experience,paying the bills but answering to their beloved Poochon. It’s a playful way to express the special bond and the adorable rule-reversal that happens when a dog becomes family.
This design also makes a thoughtful gift for Poochon owners who appreciate humor and style. Whether for a birthday, holiday, or just because, it’s a fun and heartfelt way to acknowledge the joy and personality their pet brings to their lives. Dog lovers will appreciate the blend of art and affection that this graphic tee offers, making it a cherished addition to any casual wardrobe.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |