New Homeowner Brain Funny First House Mortgage Gift T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
Celebrate the journey of new homeownership with a clever design that captures the quirks and challenges of buying a first house. This shirt features a hand-drawn brain illustration labeled with witty insights about navigating mortgages, home maintenance, and the excitement of finally having a place to call your own. The clean, hand-sketched style gives it a modern and thoughtful vibe that appeals to anyone who’s recently stepped into the world of homeownership.
Ideal for new homeowners who want to wear their pride and humor on their sleeve, this shirt is a great conversation starter at housewarming parties or casual gatherings with friends and family. It brings a lighthearted approach to the stresses and triumphs of owning a home, making it a relatable piece for anyone who’s tackled the mortgage maze.
This graphic tee makes an excellent gift for someone who’s recently bought their first house or is about to embark on that exciting journey. It’s the kind of present that blends humor with the reality of adulting, perfect for those who appreciate clever, lifestyle-inspired apparel. Whether worn on weekends, while doing home projects, or just lounging around, it’s a fun way to celebrate a major life milestone.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |