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Machinist Brain Funny CNC T Shirt

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Thousandths matter in the Machinist Brain, where feeds, speeds, and tolerances run tighter than most people's schedules. This funny CNC T-shirt is made for manual machinists, CNC programmers, and toolmakers who chase perfect surface finishes all day. It measures up nicely as a machinist gift for a birthday, apprenticeship completion, or the shop veteran who can hold a tenth on a bad day.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
  • Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
  • Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
  • Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
  • Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
  • Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
  • Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.

Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.

  • Standard shipping starts at $5.95
  • Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
  • 30-day return policy — see our returns policy

Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235
6XL3436
Price $11.95USD