I'll Stop Wearing Black When They Make A Darker Color Funny T-Shirt

For everyone whose closet is fifty shades of the same shade, this sarcastic goth-adjacent t-shirt states the official position: black is not a phase, it is a permanent commitment. The joke resonates with minimalists, metalheads, artists, and anyone who considers color an unnecessary risk. It makes a spot-on gift for her or him, a funny birthday gift for the friend allergic to pastels, and a wardrobe staple that matches literally everything they own. A comfortable everyday graphic tee for the dark-wardrobe faithful.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.