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It's Not Hoarding If It's Plants Funny T-Shirt

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Plant parents do not collect, they rescue. This funny plant lover t-shirt justifies every windowsill jungle and propagation station with the ironclad defense that it's not hoarding if it's plants. Made for crazy plant ladies, monstera obsessives, garden center regulars, and anyone who whispers encouragement to a fiddle leaf fig, it is an ideal gift for her, a housewarming gift, or a birthday gift for the friend who names their pothos. Wear this botanical graphic tee to the nursery and be seen. Comfortable unisex fit.

  • 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
  • Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
  • Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
  • Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
  • Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
  • Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
  • Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.

Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.

  • Standard shipping starts at $5.95
  • Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
  • 30-day return policy — see our returns policy

Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.

SizeChest (in)Length (in)
S1828
M2029
L2230
XL2431
2XL2632
3XL2833
4XL3034
5XL3235
6XL3436
Price $11.95USD