My Goldendoodle Owns My House I Just Pay The Bills Funny Dog Lover T Shirt
| Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|
| — | — |
Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18" | 28" |
| M | 20" | 29" |
| L | 22" | 30" |
| XL | 24" | 31" |
| 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| 6XL | 34" | 36" |
This humorous dog lover shirt is designed for proud Goldendoodle owners who know who really rules the house. Featuring a realistic, half-face portrait of a Goldendoodle with its soft apricot gold ringlet curls, this design captures the dog's calm, slightly unimpressed expression perfectly. It’s a fun way to show that while you might pay the bills, your furry friend is the true boss.
The detailed illustration highlights the warm, fluffy curls and soulful dark brown eye, making it a standout piece for anyone who adores this lovable breed. The split design adds a modern touch that blends well with casual styles. It’s a great option for dog parents to wear at casual outings, dog park visits, or relaxed weekends at home.
Ideal for those who enjoy witty, animal-themed apparel, this shirt celebrates the special bond between owner and pet. It’s also an excellent gift for Goldendoodle enthusiasts who appreciate humor and high-quality artwork in their wardrobe. Show off your love for your dog in a playful and stylish way that sparks conversations wherever you go.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |