Full Time Parent. Part Time Ref Critic T Shirt
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Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| Size XS | — | — |
| Size S | 18" | 28" |
| Size M | 20" | 29" |
| Size L | 22" | 30" |
| Size XL | 24" | 31" |
| Size 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| Size 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| Size 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| Size 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| Size 6XL | — | — |
The job description quietly expanded. Full Time Parent. Part Time Ref Critic is the funny soccer shirt for moms and dads whose commentary on officiating starts at kickoff and ends sometime around bedtime. It is a hilarious gag gift for the parent who has never once agreed with a handball call, perfect for birthdays, Father's Day, or Mother's Day. Comfortable, unisex, and printed in North America, this soccer fan tee holds up through every questionable whistle of the season.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |