I Drive a Midfielder T Shirt
| Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|
| — | — |
Size chart
All measurements are in inches. Chest is measured across the front with the garment laid flat — double it for the around-the-chest number. Compare against a tee that fits you well.
| Size | Chest (flat) | Length |
|---|---|---|
| Size XS | — | — |
| Size S | 18" | 28" |
| Size M | 20" | 29" |
| Size L | 22" | 30" |
| Size XL | 24" | 31" |
| Size 2XL | 26" | 32" |
| Size 3XL | 28" | 33" |
| Size 4XL | 30" | 34" |
| Size 5XL | 32" | 35" |
| Size 6XL | — | — |
Forget luxury badges — the real flex is in the back seat. I Drive a Midfielder is the funny soccer parent shirt that reworks car-brag culture into carpool pride, perfect for the mom or dad whose greatest cargo runs box to box every weekend. It makes a clever birthday gift, Father's Day gift, or Mother's Day pick for soccer families, and it starts conversations in every tournament parking lot. Soft, comfortable, unisex fit, and guaranteed better mileage than any sports car.
- 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
- Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
- Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
- Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
- Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
- Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
- Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.
Ships in 1 business day — printed on-demand from our Canada + USA facilities.
- Standard shipping starts at $5.95
- Delivery typically 1–4 business days after dispatch
- 30-day return policy — see our returns policy
Our unisex tee runs true to size. If you're between sizes, size up for a relaxed fit.
| Size | Chest (in) | Length (in) |
|---|---|---|
| S | 18 | 28 |
| M | 20 | 29 |
| L | 22 | 30 |
| XL | 24 | 31 |
| 2XL | 26 | 32 |
| 3XL | 28 | 33 |
| 4XL | 30 | 34 |
| 5XL | 32 | 35 |
| 6XL | 34 | 36 |