Certified Menace Locally Sourced T Shirt

Farm-to-table troublemaking, raised right here in the neighborhood. Certified Menace Locally Sourced is a funny t shirt blending the internet's favorite menace-to-society label with artisanal farmers market branding, and the combination is weirdly perfect. It suits class clowns, little brothers, chaotic coworkers, and anyone whose reputation precedes them at family functions. The organic-certification joke makes this meme tee a killer gag gift for birthdays, Secret Santa, or the friend who starts every story with so in my defense. Wear it to farmers markets for maximum irony. Comfortable, soft, and 100 percent homegrown mischief.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.