Backyard Keeper. Undefeated Until Last Week T Shirt

For years the backyard goalkeeper reigned supreme, diving heroically across the imaginary goal line while the kids fired shots. Then last week happened. This funny soccer parent t-shirt tells the whole rise-and-fall story in two lines, and any mom or dad who plays keeper for their young striker knows exactly how it ends. A clever gift for soccer dads, goalie parents, and weekend warriors, it works for birthdays, Father's Day, and team gift swaps. Comfortable unisex fit that holds up better than your goalkeeping record.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.