Anyone Under 75 Funny T-Shirt

Dating standards, drinking buddies, pickleball partners, apparently the bar is simple: anyone under 75. This absurd funny t-shirt delivers a punchline that works at bachelorette parties, retirement communities, girls trips, and dive bars alike. Its open-ended humor lets everyone project their own joke onto it, which is exactly what makes it a conversation magnet. Snag it as a gag gift, a birthday gift for the perpetually single friend, or a party tee that guarantees laughs. Printed in North America on a soft, comfortable unisex tee.

• 100% ring-spun cotton at roughly 4.3 oz/yd² (heather colours blend in polyester for the marled finish).
• Classic unisex cut with a relaxed body, set-in sleeves, and side-seamed construction so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash.
• Pre-shrunk & side-seamed for shape retention
• Direct-to-garment (DTG) printed with water-based inks
• Made in Canada & USA — printed on demand, ships in 1 business day
• Machine wash cold inside-out, tumble dry low, do not iron print
• Runs true to size. Size up for a relaxed fit.